You Know You’re 8 Months Pregnant When…

• You make noises when you sit down or stand up
• Your wardrobe is totally different than it was 1 month ago
• You’ve cleaned every room in the house twice in the past week
• Dessert is no longer an option – it is standard
• You spend more time walking to the bathroom at work than actually working
• Your belly is actually a very handy shelf
• Someone asks ‘when are you due?’ daily
• You have to remind yourself not to waddle